April 15, Entry 40

I do not like them, Sam I Am. I think monkeys will take over the world. Then I'll pretend to be a monkey.

Yeah, I'd die in the wilderness. No tv, no video games, no barbecue chips, no instant gratification of any kind! Screw that, I'd just kill myself. Laziness for the win!

I really just want this class to be over so I can go home and play Mass Effect. I re-downloaded it onto our new computer and it took a while to get it working, but I fixed it. Yay.

Pie vs. cake is the war to end all wars. I vote for cake.

Everybody in the world needs to watch Red Vs. Blue. All other comedy series pale in comparison. If it could kill things, it would take over the world.

I like watching Let's Plays. They feature full video of entire video games, plus sometimes-amusing commentary! Shameless advertising and I'm not even getting paid.

I'm glad telemarketers can't use recorded messages anymore, although it was a lot easier to hang up on a message than a person.

Bilge.

There's a Let's Player who sounds like that one guy on M.A.S.H. I forget the actor's name, but the Let's Player's name is Chip Cheezum.

April 13, 2010 Entry 39

*Cough*. Uh... Stuff.

So... Yorktown. Awesome. Eh, I can't think of anything. Randomness!

The white bile of the Yorkish terrier is all that seperates the fire from the sea. Nothing crosses the glow-in-the-dark leg that differentiates muffins from jazz! So you want to be a Northman Forman, eh? Well you're gonna hafta EARN it! Slevin! Bring me 9,000 Big Davies and kill the jester that brought me this sand!No ugly hitman can escape my yellow gaze! Only one toucan has ever thwarted me, and his wordmouth was the spew of a thousand kill-henrys. That old hippopotamus was only seven things: orange. He is the bane of my non-existance! Only the great cake vs. pie civil war will overtake his shininess. Now is the times for tines! the giant race car cannot defeat my glow-berry in a contest of tallness! The rite of passage is to KICK THIS BLOB! Kick it! Kick it into next Gransnuary! Today is a good day to teleport! So, if we were to pull out today, and the Blues came and took our base, they'd have two bases in the middle of a boxed canyon. Whoop-de-frikkin-doo.