December 17, Entry 20

TIRE! Nope. No randomness. I think I'll actually try to be serious this time. Herm... what should I write about? I think I'll write about someone named... Servei! Eh. It'll have to do. What nationality is that? I think it's a real name... Ah well. Servei was walking to the park one day when a GIANT BEAVER CAME OUT AND CHEWED THROUGH HIS LEG BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A TREE! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Yes it did. Then Servei went to the hospital and and he didn't die but now he doesn't have a leg. So then he went back to the park in his wheelchair and he TRIPPED ON A PEBBLE AND HIT HIS HEAD ON A PARK BENCH! AHHH!!!!! So then he went to the hospital and now he has amnesia. So then he went back to the park because he forgot about all the bad stuff that happened there and he FELL DOWN A POTHOLE AND BROKE HIS LOWER SPINE!!!!! WHAT?! ON NO HE DIH'NT! Yes he did. So then he went to the hospital and now he can't use his other leg. So then he went home and had some soup and tried to remember stuff about himself. Then he fell asleep and his face FELL INTO THE SOUP AND BURNED HIM! Wow, I must have a lot of pent-up hostility for some reason... Herm. Perhaps me doth make too many bad things happen to poor Servei. Alright! I've got it! Then Servei went to the gas station with his no legs and his amnesia and his scalded face and bought a lottery ticket. He won. Hooray for Servei.