January 19, Entry 24

Today I speak from the mouth of Crapface, ghost-cow extraordinaire! "MoooOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOOoooo!" No, wait. I forgot. All he says is ghost-moo. No! Away withst thou! What other magically magical creatures might I find in my mystical bag of mystical mystics? Aha! Hurlock, resident creepy, rotting-skin man! what say you? "HRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGH!" Goodness! What a filthy mouth! I daresay we don't accept that kind of humor in this household! Back to the bag! Gracious me! Yes, well then. What now... Aha! I've got it! mystical bag of mystical mystics, what say you? "I'm a bag filled with a ghost-cow, a rotted-skin man, a zombie, a ghoul and who knows what else. Just leave me alone."