October 13, Entry 12

Evil! Stuff is not around today, if stuff's definition is our resident ghostman, Smattley. He is in Canada visiting his secret Canadian ghost-family. However! We now have our resident bile demon, Jinjo! What say you, Jinjo? 

"Grrrr... Jinjo hungy. Jinjo want food. You look like food. I eat you now?"

"No! No, Jinjo! I am not food! Go eat your chickens."

"Awww... No one like Jinjo, even though Jinjo strong."

Everyone, I apologize for Jinjo's noncompliance. He will be put to death shortly. Well then. I suppose we have no more paranormal residents in our Halloween House of Hors d'oeuvres (get it? Horrors, Hors d'oeuvres? Anybody?). It being thus, we must go find some more residents to kidn- I mean, invite to our house. So, for the next time, expect a journey into the world of Noah's random thoughts!