October 29 Entry 16

Huzzah! We have acquired a paranormalian! Onward to discover the next resident of our Halloween House of Hors D'oeuvres! Mystical Bag of Mystic Mysticalness, deliver Pinsky to the residence. "Yes sir, Mr. Lordship, sir!" Yes, yes, on you go. Hmmm... where to next... Aha! I've got it! We shall receive ourselves at the Mansion of Miscellaneous Hauntedness! Our next acquirement shall of course be a ghoul! Well, then. Off we go!

A few excruciating long hours of walking later...

Gah! We're... finally... here... we... made... it! All right, in we go. Herm... This place certainly is frightening-looking. But fears and frights are no match for the lordship of Noah's Dominion! Aha! Is this a ghoul which I see before me, the eyeholes toward my face? Good sir, I implore thee. How arest thou? "What the heck you doin' in ma house you stupid, ugly, fat, stupid-" Ha ha! I do believe that's enough joking around Mr. Ghoul. I name thee... Jinston! Into the bag now. "What? Hey, what the f*** are you doin'?! Get the He** offa me!"