Our residence is filling, but we must have 3 by Halloween for my soul to be releas- er, wait. Forget I ever said that. This is all definitely for the general audiences' entertainment... British accent! OOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO! Anywares, where to next on our quest? *Ahem*. Mystical Bag of Mystic Mysticalness? Any ideas? "What the cruddlemunkers are ya askin' me for? I'm just a bag." Just a bag? JUST A BAG?! You, my friend are more than just a bag! You can float, talk, think, invest in commodities, why you can do anything that doesn't require normal human appendages! Now chin up before I find a bile demon to put inside you. "I'll be good!"
Ah! Here we are! The legendary Abandoned Slaughterhouse! What creepy creepers shall we find here? Goodness! The pure animal spirit of a dead cow! what say you, Cowman? "MOOOooOOOoooOOOOOooooo!" Aha! Creepy and a pun on what cows say! Pure genius, Watson, pure genius! "MooooOOOOOOoooooOOOooOOOoOooOOOO!" Yes, yes, we've heard it already, have you anything else to say? "MOOOooOOOOOOOoOOOOOooooooOO!" Bah! This ghost has lost its appeal. Any other animal spirits around? No, yes, no? Humph. Well then, I suppose we'll take the stupid cow. Your name is Craphead. Into the bag! "MoooOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOoooOOOOO!"
I would love to hear you read this in a British accent. That would be the greatest.
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