October 27 Entry 15

Onward! To the streets of Noah's weird thoughts! Our first stop is the graveyard of Killington Point. There is sure to be an ample supply of zombies here! Now then, let us desecrate a grave and see what "comes up" so to speak. This appears to be a suitable one. You there, under the ground! Your mother is a very unenjoyable woman! Goodness! A hand appears to be grabbing my foot! Please release your grip, kind sir! "My mother is a very nice lady!" Yes, yes, I'm sure your mother is enjoyable enough. Now then, come up out of the ground so I can kidn- I mean, "chat" with you. "Very well, but you should know I don't enjoy chatter of politics." Aha! You are now at my mercy! Now then, get into this bag before I am forced to use force! "Grah! I knew no good could come from city folk and their flyin' machines!" In you go, that's a good zombie. You are hereby named Pinsky! "Pinsky my mutilated left foot! How 'bout... Brain-Eater!" Never. Pinsky it is.